Though the "Wednesday" star and her husband of 25 years, Michael Douglas, own two homes in New York, a summer estate in Bermuda, and a winter chateau in Quebec, Canada, she recently insisted there was nothing posh about their slate of properties.

"I know it sounds very jet set, and I love to surround myself with beauty but it's not excessive, it's very comfortable," she told The Sunday Times in an interview published Saturday.

In spite of her humble declaration, we couldn't resist crunching the numbers.

Elsewhere in the article, Zeta-Jones mentions how her 2003 Oscar resides in the "country house" while Douglas' Academy Award stays "in the apartment in New York," giving us just enough clues to pinpoint the domestic portion of their portfolio.

The "country house" appears to be the couple's property in Irvington, New York, which was listed at $12 million last June, according to Elle Decor.

As for the New York City apartment: Douglas and Zeta-Jones put their Central Park West penthouse on the market for $21.5 million in 2021 but quietly pulled the listing in 2022, according to NYC real estate directory StreetEasy.

Rounding down for simplicity's sake, the couple's U.S. properties are worth an estimated $30 million.

That factors out to be over 360% of the median income in New York state, according to 2023 U.S. Census statistics.

But wait! Didn't Douglas inherit a fortune as the heir of screen star Kirk Douglas?

Alas, the "Spartacus" star donated the vast majority of his estimated $61 million estate to charity when he died in 2020, according to the Times' most recent article and a Daily Mirror write-up published just weeks after Douglas' death.